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I am a pudgy, pan dimensional, hyperintelligent being with a superiority complex and a drinking problem.
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I'm simple and honest. Perhaps too much so. I'm 34 years old and still cling to a healthy sense of wonder. I believe life can be downright magical if one let's it be so. I have a very sarcastic and irreverent sense of humor and love to make people laugh with the crazy things I'll say. I am finally beginning to grow up some from my listless partying ways. I have worked full-time in the electrical engineering industry since nineteen and enjoy it as a career. I am very much a homebody but have been known to go on adventures with much fervor. Despite numerous spectres of the past I still believe in that intangible happy accident that is Love, the true kind that defies logic and feeds the soul. I'm an incurable collector (some would use the pejorative word: packrat) and have a lot of stuff. I love to cook and I love to eat. I like washing dishes by hand. I could stand to lose thirty pounds and shave more often than I do. I look like a hippy but refuse to be catagorized as such. Sure I might have long hair and wear sandals sometimes, but I love bathing, having a job, eating meat, despising the Grateful Dead and will never spill trail mix all over your car. I enjoy engineering, creative writing, tennis (it's been a while), good writers (that use the language with skill instead of merely telling stories), strange and confusing movies, hilarious movies, non-video gaming, comic book collecting, 70's progressive rock, maps, history, science and the English language. I have to admit that I'm pretty lazy unless I am actively inspired. I worry about the state of the world and the future of civilization. I am a heretic in many of my opinions. I subscribe to three magazines: National Geographic, Rolling Stone, and Hustler. Okay, I'm kidding about the last one. I may pick up a copy now and again but I don't subscribe. I have lived in San Clemente since 1977 and have only moved three times in my life. I love this sleepy beach town and could live here forever, but think sometimes of relocating. I can find a job anywhere and it would probably be good for me spiritually and emotionally. I'm am, frankly, shocked that I am 34. Especially when I refer to people younger as "the kids", and when I find myself baffled by new technology. I am pretty set in my ways and, like most men, don't change very much or very often. It does happen though, now and again. Such as, I have recently gotten much better at being alone. I used to be a constant social butterfly and would feel awkward when no one else was around. Now I spend most of my spare time alone, comfortable with myself. I guess it's part of complete adulthood. I watch too much TV for my own good and I blame the cable company for providing such high volumes of quality programming. Bacon would be my favorite food. Artichokes are delicious. Avocados are not. I can make pizza from scratch, but breakfast is my best meal. I have a cat named Bisquick (calico) and she is bit dumb (inbred), but loyal, sweet and gorgeous. Other than her I don't have much family. My folks reside in Oceanside and I have one aunt that I communicate with from time to time. I'm basically alone in the world. I am autonomous. I don't have a lot of money, but I always seem to have enough. I'm just sharing what pops into my head here so forgive my rambling tone. I will summarize. In short, I'm just a dude.

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